Someone asked me for a date today - the guy on the corner who bakes and sells sweet potatoes with this wife and baby daughter.
He asked, "can I ask you to come to the sutra reading with me sometime?"
This guy wears no shirt all year round, except for when he is reading a sutra.
I said, "no thank you."
He asked, "then can I take you out sometime?"
I declined. I'm not being too picky, am I?
Boy, I'm glad I started steaming my own sweet potatoes.