Oneesan took me out to lunch on Monday in Tokyo. She knows me way too well, but won't give up. Oneesan: forget X. You need to find someone whose emotional age is closer to yours, which makes him 15-20 years older than you. He'll be financially stable, emotionally stable and he'll know how to treat you well. Me: Hm. 15 to 20 years? That makes him, what, an ojisan of 50?! If I bring home a 50 year-old guy to Dad, who is 56, a fist fight will break out and the dogs will be unleashed.
Thanks for the sanshokudon, but no, thank you on the ojisan. :)